So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It's Friday. Sex?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
if only i could text you this smell
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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