he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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