But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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