There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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