these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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