just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
