yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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