I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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