If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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