Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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