My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
