Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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