I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
