I have demons in me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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