): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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