If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
