awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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