dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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