Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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