he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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