Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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