Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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