So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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