I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
