We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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