I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Drake has all the answers
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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