I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
you never un-have a 4some
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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