I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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