just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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