: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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