watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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