can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
