we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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