Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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