her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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