But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Randomize
