i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
