bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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