He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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