3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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