think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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