Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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