So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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