But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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