i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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