Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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