youre lurking in front of me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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