They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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