coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
