Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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