So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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