so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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